Published November 10, 2010
The First-Ever Adult Toy Drive-Thru
It’s a quarter past three in the morning.
The night, by all accounts, was a rousing success.
Slightly debauched, somewhat bizarre and, as is often the case, ending with you and a Deal or No
model behind the wheel of a 1980s Ford Mustang in Huntsville, Alabama.
So, naturally, you’ll want some late-night drive-thru.
And by drive-thru we mean sex toys.
, the first and only establishment in the country serving up carside Happy
Meal toys of the adult variety, just opened yesterday in Huntsville, Alabama.
Consider this yet another reason (along with Antoine Dodson’s house and the country’s biggest jet rocket
propulsion research center) why Huntsville just passed Palm Springs as your holiday destination of
So after you’ve logged some hours in the lunar lander simulator and been debriefed by NASA, perhaps
curiosity will lead you to arrive at the somewhat less-than-majestic brown brick former bank. Here, you’ll
notice a lack of fryers, a grill or a playland with a ball pit (which seems like a missed
Instead, the menu (which looks like a fast-food option board) is spotted with assorted paddles, oils and
vibrators (the option to supersize is available), and a few combo items. The #7 with French tickler and
cat-o’-nine-tails comes highly recommended.
But you’ll probably end up hating yourself for it later.
4008 University Dr
Huntsville, AL 35816