UrbanDaddy
ntl
Sign-up-badge
UrbanDaddy is a free exclusive email magazine devoted to keeping you in the know.
Gear

National Home > Gear > Jump the Shark

Published August 20, 2010

Jump the Shark
Part Predator, Part Personal Sub

Ah, the perks of being a supervillain.

The secret volcano lair. The army of lethal henchmen. The fembots.

And, of course, the curiously sinister modes of transportation.

Introducing the Seabreacher X, the most important innovation in shark-shaped personal watercraft we’ve seen all year, custom ordering now.

No, we are not making this up: it’s a personal submarine that looks like a shark. So the next time you find yourself in need of a quick escape—Interpol’s on your tail, supervillain convention starting at 8, that sort of thing—you and your personal assistant/dangerous henchwoman will strap in, rev the 260-horsepower engine and take to the waters at up to 50 mph (on the surface). You can plunge down to about five feet deep at 25 mph too, in case you feel like shooting an impromptu Jacques Cousteau film. (That might be the best way to make this profitable—it starts at 65 grand.)

As you would expect from a luxury shark-sub, this thing’s got all the trimmings: we’re talking about an onboard camera, stereo system (for playing the Jaws theme) and even a built-in video game console. (You know, in case you get bored in your personal submarine.) And if you rev the engine at the right moment, you’ll find yourself launched more than 12 feet into the air.

Do not eat within 30 minutes of driving.
ADVERTISEMENT Arrow2-down
  • December 17, 2014

    Pedal of Honor

    Pedal of Honor
    A Little Command Center for Your Bike

  • December 15, 2014

    Give Long and Prosper

    Give Long and Prosper
    Hurry, Put These in Wrapping Paper

  • December 12, 2014

    Eye Phone

    Eye Phone
    Your Phone. Virtual Reality. Same Thing.

  • December 02, 2014

    Mail Mary

    Mail Mary
    Turning Emails into Physical Greeting Cards

  • November 24, 2014

    Host Masters

    Host Masters
    How to Achieve Holiday Party Greatness

© 2014 UrbanDaddy.
All Rights Reserved.

Loading...

close