Candy.

Delicious in many forms. Handy for bribing the IT guy. A fine name for a dinner companion.

Also: the perfect tonic after a long night of illicit carousing.

We can explain...

Introducing Snap Infusion, a new candy-based remedy for your roughest mornings, available now.

Yes, we’re talking about a hangover-curing candy. Here’s how it’ll go down: you’ll wake up... eventually. The light: it burns. Your head: also burns. You need a few things—like water, large sunglasses... and pants. Any pants at all. Oh, and B vitamins and electrolytes.

You need to get yourself to the nearest greasy spoon for a recovery breakfast. First, collect yourself. Then, look to the only thing that can restore order: a jelly bean. Or maybe some gum. You see, the husband-and-wife team who created this stuff thought it’d be a good idea to make it in a bunch of forms, including gummies, caramels and tarts. (Note: they also envision you using it to climb a mountain.)

By the time your omelet arrives, you should be feeling at least slightly better. And because we know you’re concerned about taste at moments like these: well, they’re stunningly reminiscent of Flintstones vitamins.

In a good way.