You've consulted physicians. You've read scholarly journals. For one brief, crazy moment, you were in congress with a medicine man who may or may not have married your spirit with a bald eagle.
But through it all, you've made sure to get your regularly scheduled intake of the one substance you couldn't be healthy without: booze.
Which brings us to another miracle of science: Drinkwel, the world's first daily multivitamin designed especially for drinkers, available now.
Now, first things first: we're not doctors, and so we couldn't say whether this pill will make your life better, worse or changed in a way you may never fully understand. All we can say is that when someone has the chutzpah to attempt such a noble project, we feel it's our solemn duty to make you aware of those efforts.
As for what this is, it's basically a multivitamin—clear capsules loaded with a powder that contains basics like vitamin C—that's been tricked out with ingredients known for their booze-fighting properties. Think healthy-sounding-enough ingredients like amino acids (which help your body process the sauce) and milk thistle, known to help detox your liver. (Never trust a multivitamin without milk thistle.) You're advised to take three a day, and three more if you're drinking to excess.
We're not quite sure what that means.