Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight. It’s a service we call: The Cooler.

1. “Yeah, I had a weird hankering for Red Lobster after Beyoncé’s Super Bowl performance, too.”

2. “The smoothest piece of leg justice you’ve ever seen. No, I don’t mean Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you perv.”

3. “You could make a million bucks in under 4.24 seconds—because Adidas is offering $1,000,000 to anyone who can beat the 40-yard dash world record.”

4. “A diploma from the Harold Ramis Film School hanging behind your desk...”

5. “You can live in Michelangelo’s Tuscan villa. Yes, that Michelangelo. No, not the Ninja Turtle. What’s wrong with you today?”

6. “You can mess with all those hoity-toity craft beers, but Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is still your favorite brewer’s favorite beer.”

7. “Even Jeb Bush’s shoes are falling apart.”

8. “You can make the case that every whip-smart woman on television today was inspired by Dana Scully.”

9. “Two words: underwater museum.”

10. “So the Russians just made the greatest truck on earth for $50,000. I’m starting a fund now.”