Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons
mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight.
It’s a service we call: The Cooler.
1. “Ugh, you’re right. 3.57 Degrees of Kevin Bacon just doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
2. “Trust me, one of the keys to the 2016 presidential election is being able to spot a Bernie Bro when you see one.”
3. “The cofounder of Earth, Wind & Fire Maurice White passed away last night. Which explains why Mark is hunched over his desk in tears listening to ‘Aquarius’ on repeat.”
4. “Starting next Friday, when I say I’m reading Playboy for the articles, I’ll actually mean it.”
5. “The DeLorean is coming back, but not from the future.”
6. “Did Mario Batali just release a recipe for pot brownies or am I just really stoned?”
7. “And here I thought I just naturally knew how a T-shirt should fit.”
8. “Jeff Tweedy tops my list of Rock Stars I’d Want to Sing Me a Lullaby. Yeah. It’s a weird list.”
9. “New York Fashion Week: Men’s is over. Thanks for the memories.”
10. “Leave it to the Canadians to recreate a full-size replica of Ferris Bueller’s bedroom to a T. Wait... what?”
1. “Ugh, you’re right. 3.57 Degrees of Kevin Bacon just doesn’t have the same ring to it.”
2. “Trust me, one of the keys to the 2016 presidential election is being able to spot a Bernie Bro when you see one.”
3. “The cofounder of Earth, Wind & Fire Maurice White passed away last night. Which explains why Mark is hunched over his desk in tears listening to ‘Aquarius’ on repeat.”
4. “Starting next Friday, when I say I’m reading Playboy for the articles, I’ll actually mean it.”
5. “The DeLorean is coming back, but not from the future.”
6. “Did Mario Batali just release a recipe for pot brownies or am I just really stoned?”
7. “And here I thought I just naturally knew how a T-shirt should fit.”
8. “Jeff Tweedy tops my list of Rock Stars I’d Want to Sing Me a Lullaby. Yeah. It’s a weird list.”
9. “New York Fashion Week: Men’s is over. Thanks for the memories.”
10. “Leave it to the Canadians to recreate a full-size replica of Ferris Bueller’s bedroom to a T. Wait... what?”
