Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons
mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight.
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1. “Remember that one time Bernie Sanders played a rabbi in a ’90s rom-com? I think he beat out Larry David for the role.”
2. “I have a 109-room home filled with sneakers, art and champagne swimming pools. Oh, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Rick Ross.”
3. “Everyone knows that souping is the new juicing.”
4. “So Amazon made its fortune undercutting real bookstores with online sales, but now they’re planning to open hundreds of real bookstores. That sounds like a riddle, doesn’t it?”
5. “So, chairlift speed dating is now a thing.”
6. “Somebody nominated Donald Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize. That somebody couldn’t possibly not definitely be Donald Trump.”
7. “No, it wasn’t your fourth martini’s fault that you couldn’t find the Uber app last night. They just unveiled a major overhaul on their design. Stop blaming martinis for everything.”
8. “Can you believe they’re turning the LA River back into an actual river again?”
9. “Sure, getting to Cuba is easier these days, but getting online once you’re there is a different story.”
10. “Forget hiring a performance coach. DJ Khaled’s keys to success are all the guidance you need in life.”
1. “Remember that one time Bernie Sanders played a rabbi in a ’90s rom-com? I think he beat out Larry David for the role.”
2. “I have a 109-room home filled with sneakers, art and champagne swimming pools. Oh, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Rick Ross.”
3. “Everyone knows that souping is the new juicing.”
4. “So Amazon made its fortune undercutting real bookstores with online sales, but now they’re planning to open hundreds of real bookstores. That sounds like a riddle, doesn’t it?”
5. “So, chairlift speed dating is now a thing.”
6. “Somebody nominated Donald Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize. That somebody couldn’t possibly not definitely be Donald Trump.”
7. “No, it wasn’t your fourth martini’s fault that you couldn’t find the Uber app last night. They just unveiled a major overhaul on their design. Stop blaming martinis for everything.”
8. “Can you believe they’re turning the LA River back into an actual river again?”
9. “Sure, getting to Cuba is easier these days, but getting online once you’re there is a different story.”
10. “Forget hiring a performance coach. DJ Khaled’s keys to success are all the guidance you need in life.”
