What we’re about to discuss is... delicate.

Brazen, even.

Pretty much the exact opposite of subtle.

Unless your definition of subtle involves propositioning your Facebook friends for... casual encounters.

In which case, lucky day.

Because here comes Bang With Friends, a new Facebook app that sends sweet little love poems to your innocent Facebook crushes. Wait, that’s not Bang With Friends. Bang With Friends is... different than that. And it’s online now.

Right. So this exists. And if it helps, feel free to think of it as your standard Facebook poke, only with less cutesy implications and more no-seriously-let’s-actually-do-that implications.

Once you find the site and connect to it through Facebook, a list of all your opposite-gendered friends will appear. At which point you will have the option to either A) send one of them a private invitation to spend an unforgettable evening with you, or B) not send one of them a private invitation to spend an unforgettable evening with you.

Should you choose option A, an email will be sent to that particular individual. It’ll say something cool and smooth like... “Your friend wants to bump uglies.” (Seriously. It’ll say that.) Should you choose option B, you’re kind of smart because this is kind of ridiculous.

Unless it isn’t.