Published September 18, 2013
Ware It’s At
A Crazy Funhouse of a Hollywood Bar
The Siege of Malta: Mediterranean Sea, 1565.
The Battle of Trafalgar: English Channel, 1805.
The Clash of the Remote-Control Battleships: Crazy New Hollywood Bar, tonight.
Damn the torpedoes at Las Palmas Furniture Warehouse
, a gloriously insane neighborhood bar filled
with piñatas, Simpsons and remote-control submarines doing battle in an aquarium, now open in
First off: it’s not a furniture store. (And it’s definitely not Laurel Hardware.) Just a place to hole
up in whatever you’re wearing, with whoever you’re with, when you all want beers, Old Fashioneds,
burgers, honey-bacon skins and fried apple pies
in a room that could best be described
We don’t know. It’s a room with Simpsons statues, dinosaur piñatas, punk posters, random neon signs,
arcade games and a jukebox. A sensory-overload kind of room
. An amazing kind of room. But if it’s all too much,
know there’s a breezy patio outside. With an upsetting painting of a creepy clown. So maybe stay
Anyway, that’s where things get real, inside at the bar: you, a friend and two remote controls, battling
with submarines floating in a tank filled with rubber ducks and sharks until someone admits defeat.
And your reign over bath time was legendary...
Las Palmas Furniture Warehouse
1714 N Las Palmas Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90028