There’s a sleek new hotel now open in Hollywood—an under-the-radar haven for an afternoon swim, massages, facials... and it’s got live-streaming webcams running in the Presidential Suite. Before we go any further, we should probably tell you that this hotel is for dogs. Presenting Pooch Hotel, by the numbers:

Going rate for the Palace Suite, in a separate wing for maximum privacy: $100 per night
Additional cost for turndown service: $10
For a 30-minute massage at the spa: $50
Times the word “pawdicure” appears on the spa menu: 2
Facials also offered: 1
Aromatherapy massages: 1
Canine treadmills available for exercise: 1
Indoor lap pools: 1
Number of cages on-site: 0
Total square feet: 20,000
Total square feet devoted to “group play”: 10,000
On-call vet availability, just in case: 24/7
Chance you can check in on your dog live via webcam anytime: 100%
Chance his room might be nicer than yours: 40%