The weekend is the greatest cornerback in football.
Your Perks: 1) 30% off Karma—a tiny box that turns you into a walking wi-fi hotspot. 2) Powerhouse umbrellas that can withstand even polar-vortex-level winds. 3) Up to 25% off an extremely useful device for keeping track of your valuables. That’s right: no more scrambling to find your keys/wallet/dog.
Nothing wrong with shopping online. But you usually have to supply your own bourbon. Not anymore, as Georgetown-based Read Wall has thrown open a showroom to display their made-in-the-USA wares and do consultations for your next custom suit. And give you a whiskey.
They say smoke ’em if you got ’em. And guess what... you got ’em. Tonight is Civil Cigar Lounge’s first anniversary, so they’re tossing martinis, house Manhattans and smoked Manhattans your way, plus selling most cigars for regular retail-shop prices. Wouldn’t hurt to bring a lighter.
This weekend, monster trucks come to crush cars at Verizon Center. And on Thursday, you... can’t do that. But what you can do is match wits with the drivers over remote-control monster trucks, while digging into $2-off drafts and 75-cent wings. No one digs into a beer like you.
It’s time to go full Roger Ebert and spend a night with some artsy short films. Which all happen to be of the racier variety. Think one-night stands, affairs and amnesia. Oh, and in between the movies, there’ll be burlesque performances. So hold on to your Twizzlers.
Four weeks of New Year’s resolutions was quite enough. It’s time to get back into carnivorous gluttony. Here again, then: Meat Week, the eight-day, BBQ-fueled run-up to the Super Bowl. Every night, you’ll assemble at a different BBQ joint with fellow meat lovers. Then you’ll have 51 weeks to recover.
