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If You Get the Munchies, These’ll Help

So marijuana became decriminalized as of yesterday. We’ll let that pass without further comment, except to point out some of the best delivery food to sate your munchies. It beats a bag of Funyuns.

Kimchi Ramen
STONER LEVEL: REEFER MADNESS

Kimchi Ramen

You require: Anything and everything at your disposal.
You’ll receive: Anything and everything at Toki Underground’s disposal, as realized in the kimchi ramen—ginger, noodles, egg, nori, greens. And cabbage.

Mac and Cheese... and Smoke
STONER LEVEL: DAZED AND CONFUSED

Mac and Cheese... and Smoke

You require: Hot, gooey cheese. Because, you know, that’s expected.
You’ll receive: Perhaps the best mac and cheese around these parts—an unholy blend of four cheeses, plenty of butter, some smoke and penne. And some red chili, hot links and chipotle deviled eggs on the side. Just because.

Longhorn Cheddar Mac & Cheese, $5.25-$18.25, Hill Country, 410 7th St NW, call 202-556-2050 for delivery or order online through Seamless

All-Day Breakfast Hoagies
STONER LEVEL: HALF BAKED

All-Day Breakfast Hoagies

You require: Eggs and bacon. No matter what time you wake up.
You’ll receive: The Queen Lane (spicy Italian sausage, egg, broccoli rabe) and the Filbert Street (bacon, hot capicola, egg, American cheese). Go ahead, have a taste-off.

The Queen Lane and the Filbert Street, $6.90-$9.90, Taylor Gourmet, various locations, delivery available here

Pastrami-Swiss Fries
STONER LEVEL: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

Pastrami-Swiss Fries

You require: Something a little Jackson Pollock–looking.
You’ll receive: A new classic of the munchies genre. Fries smothered in pastrami, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and Russian dressing. Yes, this is a great idea.

Schmutzy Fries, $9, DGS Delicatessen, 1317 Connecticut Ave NW, 202-293-4400, delivery available through Caviar

The Peanut Butter and Jelly Burger
STONER LEVEL: UP IN SMOKE

The Peanut Butter and Jelly Burger

You require: Actually you have no idea. You don’t really know what’s going on.
You’ll receive: A burger. With bacon. On a sesame-seed bun. Albeit one slathered with peanut butter and served with spicy tomato jam. Turns out it’s exactly what you wanted.

Drew’s Peanut Butter Bacon Burger, $12.99, Ted’s Bulletin, 505 8th St SE, 202-544-8337, delivery available through Postmates

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