If most of your days already involve oversize hats, horses and unending quantities of bourbon, feel free to ignore this message.

If not... you’ve got one day to make things right.

Always bet on the Derby Day Toolkit, a slideshow containing the requisite supplies for that most Kentuckian of sporting events, up to and including a cane with a horse head on it. It’s ready whenever you are.

Take a minute if you want.

Okay, minute’s over.