You’ve probably been wondering what happens when a couple of Brick Store and Leon’s vets make you a new bar with a huge beer list and an also-huge patio...

Comic books happen.

Apparently comic books happen.

Down we go to My Parents’ Basement, the random yet glorious merger between a comic book shop and a well-stocked beer bar, opening Wednesday in Avondale Estates.

Your slideshow. And your menu.

Oh, and your numbers:

Times you’ve been inside a place like this before: probably 0

Pieces of local art and framed ’80s comics on the walls: 28

Length in feet of the gigantic S-shaped concrete bar: 36

Individual comic books currently housed in the large, dark wooden shelves: roughly 9,000

New ones arriving each month: roughly 900

Rotating beers on tap from locals like Orpheus and Creature Comforts: 29

Non-rotating nitro coffee on tap: 1

Odds you’ll request that nitro coffee in cocktail form with whiskey and chicory amaro: 1:1

Outdoor stone fireplaces on the massive patio: 2

Star Wars cornhole sets on said patio: 1

Inches of pimento cheese toast that you’ll split with someone during the weekend brunch: 12

High score on the set-to-free-play Centipede: 28,857

Overly intense Centipede players somewhere out in the world: at least 1