Dear Regular Burgers,

You’ve done a great job all these years. Really, you have.

But... we’re going to ask you to sit this one out.

Because “this one” refers to the Alternative Burgers Slideshow, a pictorial lineup of burgers that aren’t made with beef patties, but are made with things like ostrich and duck and other delicious edible materials.

Probably could’ve just said “burgers.”