In addition to a few gifts for the hosts (lined up), a date (settled) and the impractical resolve to attend 10 nearly identical gatherings in a single weekend, you’re going to need one more thing for your holiday party circuit.

That’s something to wear.

Because it’s an unspoken rule that nudity is frowned upon at these particular events.

Cue the Holiday Party Plunder. It is a slideshow filled with things you might want to put on before hitting up whatever parties are worth hitting this December.

Behold those things right here.