America, political rhetoric aside, we think you still look damn good for 246.

So we want to let everyone in New York know where they can celebrate you by watching the rockets’ red glare outside, with a drink or two. And pulled pork. And oysters. And Jenga.

We’ll call this alert, hmm, what to call it? How about Where to Watch the Fireworks? Eureka!

We’ll put it right here.