Good thing it’s probably afternoon right now wherever you are.

Because there’s no way this slideshow wouldn’t have ruined your breakfast.

Why, you ask? Glad you asked why just then.

Because in it are more than a few enviable pictures of the delicious egg sandwiches you’ll find at the first Vegas outpost of LA’s beloved breakfast spot, Eggslut.

It’s open now (and all through the night on weekends) at the Cosmopolitan, and here’s the menu.

And on that note, it’s rude to keep sandwiches waiting.