Labor Day: you’ve got plans.
The day after Labor Day: totally open.
Might as well fill it with coffee-rubbed ribs and a brass band.
This course of action brought to you courtesy of Thunder Road, a new bi-level music club that’s also way more than a bi-level music club, opening next Tuesday in Somerville. (Here, have a slideshow.)
And allow us to illustrate further through the power of numbers:
Floors: still 2
Number of TVs downstairs streaming the action from the stage upstairs: 3
Wooden bars per floor: 1
Tap lines at each: 16
Number of those lines reserved for wine: 2
Probability of a Porter Square Porter happening before the show: high to very high
Nights per week featuring live music: 7
Nights per week dubbed “Fat Tuesday” featuring a New Orleans–style brass band: 1
Decade whose hits will be spun by a DJ every Thursday: 1990s
Odds that “Billy Ray Cyrus Wednesdays” will become a thing: < 0%
Number of ribs in the coffee-rubbed bourbon BBQ ribs: enough
Ratio of live jazz bands to breakfast quesadillas at brunch: 1:1
Chance you’ll be able to live with that ratio: 100%
The day after Labor Day: totally open.
Might as well fill it with coffee-rubbed ribs and a brass band.
This course of action brought to you courtesy of Thunder Road, a new bi-level music club that’s also way more than a bi-level music club, opening next Tuesday in Somerville. (Here, have a slideshow.)
And allow us to illustrate further through the power of numbers:
Floors: still 2
Number of TVs downstairs streaming the action from the stage upstairs: 3
Wooden bars per floor: 1
Tap lines at each: 16
Number of those lines reserved for wine: 2
Probability of a Porter Square Porter happening before the show: high to very high
Nights per week featuring live music: 7
Nights per week dubbed “Fat Tuesday” featuring a New Orleans–style brass band: 1
Decade whose hits will be spun by a DJ every Thursday: 1990s
Odds that “Billy Ray Cyrus Wednesdays” will become a thing: < 0%
Number of ribs in the coffee-rubbed bourbon BBQ ribs: enough
Ratio of live jazz bands to breakfast quesadillas at brunch: 1:1
Chance you’ll be able to live with that ratio: 100%
