This whole New Year's Eve thing is a real pisser. On the one hand, who doesn't like to be in a room
filled with people intent on having a good time? On the other, who wants to be anywhere near something so
dicey? With high-priced tickets, intermittently open bars and the crap-shoot crowds, any which way you cut
it, going out is a high-risk proposition.
But, the list below, for which you have UD Labs to thank, may help get you to the Promised Land: actual,
unmitigated fun on New Year's.
Of course, as with any endeavor of this type, we wish you the best of luck.
The Party: New Year's Eve at The Altman Building
The Details: $150 gets you an all-night open bar, passed hors d'oeuvres and a champagne toast at
midnight. A delightful bagel buffet awaits you in the morning. For reservations call
The Analysis: The "Target" of New Year's Eve parties, sometimes it just makes sense to go
out with no expectations of glory—go right down the beaten path and spend New Year's at a place where
you know what you'll be getting. Namely, free booze all night and bagels at 3 a.m. While we're not sure what
the crowd will be or what to make of the fact that this party is touting the "Live Ball Drop Simulcast," you
are all but guaranteed companionship for what may be an extremely long night.
Likelihood of Good Time ("LoGT"):
Party: "Enter the Dragon" at Hiro Ballroom
Details: For $150 you get four hours of open bar and passed appetizers from La Bottega. A
rundown of some of the more interesting claims: (1) there will be a "trendy meatpacking district crowd"; (2)
go-go dancers and live Cirque du Soleil style entertainment; and (3) you should expect "many other
surprises." For reservations call Linsley at 212-727-0212.
Analysis: Although we enjoy the Hiro Ballroom, this party has the "Clubplanet" stamp of
approval, and that (along with the "trendy meatpacking district crowd" in this relatively small space)
scares us. Cirque du Soleil-style entertainment under the influence, however, may prove worth the
Party: New Year's Eve at Boudoir
The Details: $135 gets you a five hour open bar from 9 to 2, passed hors d'oeuvres, party favors
and a champagne toast in this former Suite 16 spot.
For reservations call 917-957-9595.
Analysis: Owners Vanity Fair editor George Wayne and Frenchie pals will probably pull in a
decent crowd, what with this being the Grand Opening and all. But with an inevitably finicky door policy to
match all of the hoopla, it'll be your basic crap shoot.
Party: "The End of Prohibition" at Employees Only
Details: $250 gets you a four hour open bar, a dim-sum buffet and small plates including lobster,
caviar and filet mignon in a prohibition style setting. For reservations call
Analysis: Although undeniably pricey, EO is consistently solid. It's not clear who the crowd will
be and what effect that $250 price tag will have on the occupancy, but if all goes well, this will be a good
Party: New Year's Eve at Double Seven
Details: For $250, enjoy a 5-hour premium open bar and what's probably the most legit food spread
of the evening—passed hors d'oeuvres like crab croquettes and Vietnamese spring rolls, curry and pad
thai stations, and passed desserts like mini volcano cakes, all courtesy of Lotus. They are also "trying to
keep it controlled in terms of ticket sales." For Reservations call Kara at 212-255-8060
Analysis: It was the year of Double 7 and,
as such, this party will be the New Year's Eve gold standard. The small size of the venue means a
limited, swanky scene. Your biggest challenge here is at the door, but if you get in, you'll be in good
Party: The Setai Club Billionaire's Passport
Details: This exclusive members-only South Beach club (founded by A-listers like Janet) is hosting
a New Year's Eve weekend like no other—for a mere $195,000 you get a trip to The Setai Club via a G4
with pickup in a Bentley, overnight stay in a 10,000 square foot penthouse with 24-hour butler service, a
celebrity stylist, and a custom-made "high flyer" watch designed by Jacob the Jeweler to deck you out for
Noah Teppenberg's New Years Eve party at the Setai, followed by another event thrown by Nicole
Richie and pals. For Reservations call 212-947-7771.
Analysis: There are no typos above, so you probably want to run this one by your entire group
before booking. But, if you can get all the loan paper work squared away in time, what better a way to drop