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12/28/11
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2011
There are lots of winners out there. Things we turn into stories. But there are also lots of runners-up that didn’t make the cut—some tragically so. Here, a few winners at the forefront of the losing category...
RunBike
One could argue that this hybrid run-and-bike combo could streamline the sport of triathlon nicely. One
could also say that it looks ludicrous.
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- RunBike
JeanPants
There are so many ways in which denim underwear is wrong. For starters: the sheer confusion. Also: these
little Japanese numbers are unisex.
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- JeanPants
Wearing Social
Just in case all of your friends and followers missed one of your posts, a custom T-shirt made from your
profile can bring them up to date. Even better, you can gift this pure beauty.
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- Wearing Social
Chewing Coffee
These cans of coffee are good for those times when drinking a nice, hot cup of coffee would be too easy, and
you’d prefer to chew the grinds like tobacco... Okay, that’d be never.
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- Chewing Coffee
Spam Lip Balm
You’re more of a pork belly person. But in a pinch—or in Hawaii—a little Spam goes a long way. The
same goes for this stick of Spam. Cherry lip balm it isn’t.
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- Spam Lip Balm
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