We just called... to say... the weekend.
Your Perks: 1) 25% off a day of shooting beautiful Italian shotguns at the country’s most illustrious gun club, Orvis Sandanona. 2) A Perks-only opportunity to take five of history’s greatest cars for a test-drive through some montage-worthy roads. 3) Off-menu burgers and beer at Hudson Common anytime during March Madness.
Take a 17th-century banned Venetian opera, turn it into a glam-rock event, toss in some less-than-fully-clothed burlesque dancers and put it all on at the Box. No, wait, you don’t have to do that. Someone else took care of it. You just have to show up.
It’s both a blessing and a curse. Your hair just keeps growing. It won’t stop. Eventually, you’ll be a caveman. Unless you get yourself to this new shave-and-cut spot from a Freemans vet and third-generation barber. Walk in. Request a straight shave. Hear that “shing shing” sound. Easy.
You’ve been thinking you need a new rug lately. Then you thought, “Damn, I just thought about needing a rug. What’s happening to me?” Don’t worry. Just come to Steven Alan’s new home shop for some Hamptons-house-worthy gear, and maybe a spectacular Clare Vivier duffel. Well, as spectacular as duffels get.
You could probably tell by the rage you feel, but it seems as though winter’s still sticking around. And as such, we’ve got something to soften the blow—unnecessarily handsome cardigans, knitwear and woolen trousers from Todd Snyder. For practically nothing. Just hang in there and look good.
If you’re seeking an NBA championship or Olympic gold medal, try Wheaties. For doubles ping-pong legendry, try... tacos al pastor. Case in point: this new Monday tradition, where you’ll work on your backspin over tacos and tequila cocktails. You’ve been needing a new Monday tradition.
