Here’s what you’re going to do. You’ll gather up your best friends, tell them they won’t be your
best friends anymore unless they eat a whole animal with you, and come here. Then you all pull up a wooden
bench, consume a lamb and bow to one another. Well done.
You’ve got a serious medical condition. It requires dancing. Hypofunkaphelia, they call it. So you’ll
hit this temporary hot spot from Le Baron’s enigmatic Russian manager, Tolga. It’ll run until dawn every
day at the Armory Show. You’re generally in favor of “until dawn” scheduling.
Just as soon as the sloppy snow ends, the sun emerges and the harsh winds of brumal despair are safely in
your rearview, you’ll be Hamptons-bound. So you may want to call up the summer pool gods at the Montauk
Beach House and reserve a room. There’s no despair at pools.
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Taking summer reservations now, The Montauk Beach House, 55
S Elmwood Ave, Montauk, 631-668-2112
GRAPHIC CONTENT
MoMA Does Pac-Man
Somewhere between you learning to walk and you having breakfast this morning, Pac-Man became a
valid form of high art. And so now MoMA has that, Tetris and 12 other games waiting to be viewed
from a cultural lens. Because you’ll never get the high score on Water Lilies.
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Opens Mar 8, MoMA, 11 W 53rd St (between 5th and 6th),
212-708-9400
SAY WATT
This New Brunch Has Oyster Omelets
Some weekends include fried-oyster omelets, housemade pickles and barbecue-sauce Bloody Marys. Some don’t.
It seems pretty obvious which kind of weekend is the superior one. So we’re just going to let you know
that this brunch has those things. Quite a coincidence, that.
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