You almost forgot about the election. Probably had other things on your mind. Anyway, at some point tomorrow, the election parties/mass exodus to Canada will begin. People will expect nothing less of you than to be a supernova of American patriotism. Take a walk around town, grab this stuff, all available immediately, and you’ll not disappoint.
Some Leather We’re Having
The Boots You Need for Times Like These
Better Call Paul
What Will Cover Your Feet Soon
Need for Steed
This Will Fit You Well, plus Whiskey
Coming to America
Some Slick Wearables via Sweden
These Were Born in Australia. Now They’re Here.