Rare Ancient White Park Steer
Only 1400 of these historically delicious cattle exist in the world, and 75 of those are going on the block this month. A couple hundred bucks will buy you enough ultra-rare steak to take care of just about everyone you know, but if you're really serious, we suggest shelling out for the whole cow. At the very least, your status amongst butchers and meatmongers will be through the roof.