We don't want to alarm you, but you don't have a lot of time. You've got a scant few days to attend to anyone deserving of your generosity who's still giftless. Luckily, we had an idea this might happen. Thus, our modest compendium of last-minute gifts aimed at fooling would-be recipients into thinking they're not last-minute gifts.
A Place for Gentlemen
A Massive Shuffleboard Paradise in Brooklyn
Like a Bowling League for Karaoke
We Hereby Resolve...
Meet Your 2014 Anti-Resolutions
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