Sure, most people resolve to improve themselves at the outset of each year. But we gather here today to ask, what is “improvement” really? Is it not relative? Is your life not improved by, say, ingesting a five-pound sandwich? Ours is not to judge. Ours is to present your 2014 anti-resolutions.
Get Out of Dodge
Five Road Trips Worth the Drive
Renting the Piano Man’s Beachfront Digs
The City’s Most Intimidating Meeting Spots
This Is Bubble Soccer. It’s Nuts.
Your Rooftop Fireworks Options, Mapped