Sure, most people resolve to improve themselves at the outset of each year. But we gather here today to ask, what is “improvement” really? Is it not relative? Is your life not improved by, say, ingesting a five-pound sandwich? Ours is not to judge. Ours is to present your 2014 anti-resolutions.
A Place for Gentlemen
A Massive Shuffleboard Paradise in Brooklyn
Like a Bowling League for Karaoke
We Hereby Resolve...
Meet Your 2014 Anti-Resolutions
2013, by the Numbers