Published August 16, 2013
Here’s the Rub
Massages. Every Month. On Demand.
Getting out of bed in the morning.
Raising sandwiches to your mouth.
You do a lot of taxing physical labor over the course of a year.
You need something to ease the tension...
So relax your muscles for Massage Zeelot
, the world’s first subscription service for in-home
massages, accepting members for preregistration now.
Maybe you’ve heard of Zeel. They rolled out a massage-booking app a few months back. It was great. Knots
were worked. Oohs: aahed. Now they’re raising the stakes. Making sure you’re caressed just right on a
regular basis, wherever and whenever you want, and for less than everyone else.
It’ll work thusly: you’ll go here
sign up for a year. Then you’ll go about your business. Then you’ll desire a massage. Fire up the app
and choose a time (they only need an hour’s notice, so feel free to spontaneously reward yourself for...
being you). You can choose massage therapist gender, location (your office: yes) and either Swedish or
And there it is—massage en route. Also: they’re giving you a massage table to have, if you want
We’re sure you’ll find a use for it.