Published October 28, 2011
Jogging Tours with Attractive Women
We’re lovers. You know that. But every now and again, something comes across our
desks that just seems... suspicious. Because of the tremendous material upside to all our lives if these
claims pan out, we at times put ourselves in harm’s way to investigate. Albeit skeptically.
We call it: Skeptical Investigation. (Copyright still pending.)
A service, dubbed Prettygirl City Tours
will set you up with historical tours of the city, led by a pretty girl. Oh, and you’ll both be
First, we visited the site and chose our tour...
Wait, that’s a lie. First we perused the Prettygirls. Then we found out you can’t choose your guide. So
we selected one of the seven routes and hoped for the best.
A few days later, we’re at our appointed starting point (Times Square). We meet with our jogger/amateur
historian (who’s also a corporate lawyer), and jog.
And learn. That Virgin Megastore: once a vaudeville theater. Central Park: some Frenchmen once tried to make
it their private backyard. And we’re still jogging. Around 72nd and Broadway, we finish with a slight
sweat and a wealth of new trivia.
If you go in expecting the perfect balance of Usain Bolt, National
–era Christie Brinkley and a PhD in local history... you may be
disappointed. But if you like the girl-next-door type, you’ll be sufficiently motivated. And hey, there
Prettygirl City Tours