Published January 06, 2014
Meet the House-Call Hangover Cure
Let’s go ahead and cure those for you.
Actually, let The I.V. Doctor
, a 24/7 house-call service that’ll shoot you full of intravenous
hangover-curing potions, available now.
The end-all-be-all of hangover cures. That’s what this is. It’s a physician (or a comely
nurse—seriously) who will arrive at your door, knock on it ever so gently and hook you up to a reviving
cocktail of vitamins, minerals and medications. It’s almost cheating.
It’s simple enough. You visit their site, become a member and pay a sum for access to two monthly
appointments (which beats tithing to the porcelain god). Then, just start scheduling.
Or wait. If you’re a member, you’ll have a direct phone line and can schedule as late as 30 minutes
before you want relief. And according to their medical experts, you can also do the whole process
going out, and not feel a thing in the morning.
Or whenever you decide to wake up.
The I.V. Doctor