Some say bottle service is going the way of dial-up internet and the independent broker-dealer.
 
We say you just have to get a little creative in these strange days. Rolling into Hell's Kitchen this weekend is Lucky Strike Lanes, a retro bowling alley and lounge that may just be the city's preeminent bottle service/sports/shenanigans complex.
 
While you may have boozed your way through a softball game this past spring, you probably haven't poured a Greyhound in between seven-ten splits recently. But show up to Lucky Strike (bring your cadre of ne'er-do-wells), and have your pick of 22 lanes, 11 pool tables, a full bottle-service menu and some classic bar food (it's all pretty standard, but go for the Mac & Cheese Bites and a Root Beer Float).

The whole massive complex is decked with Lebowski-ish retro touches like neon stars, but the Luxe Lounge is where you'll want to set up camp most nights. With four lanes, white leather couches and a massive movie screen, it's sort of like the VIP bowling lounge within a lounge. You can even rent it out for that Kingpin viewing party you've been planning for your favorite 80 bowling aficionados.

Assuming you can narrow the list to just 80.

Lucky Strike Lanes,  650 W. 42nd St (at 12th Ave), for reservations 877-893-8259