You cannot live by drink alone—trust us, from time to time, you must eat. But that's no reason to be
separated from your beloved martini shaker—these just store something a little less potent. Or, we
suppose, you could use one to make the world's tiniest martini. (Not advised.)
It's not that you don't play games on a night out; you just don't usually keep score. Which is probably a
good thing—but consider making an exception for this pub-friendly take on Bingo. Mark off one square
for spotting a number swap, mark off another if you spy a visible thong. (We have no idea what that last one
means.) Shouting out "Bingo" is optional, but encouraged.
In general, we'd advise screening potential guests for psychosis before they drop by your place. If,
however, you let someone in who's iffy—we know you have your reasons—ask them to place a freshly
poured glass on one of these: each one is imprinted with a different Rorschach test, which should give you
some clues into whether she's insanely beautiful or just insane.
Should you ever find that the videos you take on your ultramodern cell phone are just too…modern,
consider using this app. It filters them to look like either '60s-style home movies or '20s-era silent
flicks. (You can even add a ragtimey piano track.) Which should make any shots of someone falling down extra
hilarious.
We've all been there—you wake up in the morning and realize you've made a big mistake. Maybe it was
that fresh-made batch of moonshine, maybe something even more nefarious—but as a result, you left last
night's vaguely remembered pizza out on the coffee table. These bags—conveniently shaped to match your
slice—fit like a bespoke suit for your leftover slice.
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