Par for the weekend.
This is just a cooler. Just a regular ol’ cooler that’s been outfitted with a built-in blender, a waterproof Bluetooth speaker, a bottle opener, USB outlets and a host of other insane (but also entirely necessary) features. Nothing to see here but your run-of-the-mill speaker/blender/cooler...
You: “If only there were a tale of one man’s love for his sleek aluminum ice cream
scoop with a heat-conducting handle that glides ever-so-effortlessly through the iciest of ice
creams.”
Us: “Oddly
enough...”
Beaches. Barbecues. Anytime you’re outside wearing clothing over the next few months. Those are all times you’d be well-served by the new Max ’n Chester webshop, filled with exclusively blue and white pullovers, shorts, polos and whatever else. Which are exclusively just the right colors.
Should your life demand the most classic of drink-making manuals:
The 1930s Waldorf Astoria Bar Book just got a major update.
Should it demand a dazzling trove of information on tiki culture and drinks:
There’s this tiki-centric book from the San Francisco spot with the largest selection of rum in
America. Trusting their judgment is advised.
Water fights then: Water balloons and Super Soakers. Not much else.
Water fights now: Champagne guns, impeccably tailored wetsuits, inflatable icebergs,
personal jetpacks,
other things we’ve found you right through here...
Totokaelo: Is where you’ll find up to 50% off
Margiela, Jil Sander, Acne and other brands you like.
Roden Gray: Is also so graciously taking
up to 50% off summer things.
Todd Snyder: Sweaters. Shorts.
Pullovers. They’re all up to 30% less than they should be.
Here’s where we point a knowing finger toward what you may want to watch, read and listen to over the next few days. We’ll be putting on the new Paul Simon album, getting into the new Chuck Klosterman essay collection and checking out the new Gosling-and-Crowe-driven cop movie. Join us.
