Ooh, weekend is a place on earth.
Your Perks: 1) Wallets, bags and card cases made of Italian leather to keep your stuff in. 2) A brand-new collection of wingtips, cap-toed shoes, lace-ups and other handsome things for your feet. 3) Handbags by the likes of Gucci and Givenchy and Prada. Why, yes, these do make good gifts.
You’ll take a photo. You’ll think, “The world needs to see this.” You’ll send it to a couple guys who will send you 10 different Instagram captions to choose from. And then you’ll post with the best one. Thus ends the story of you always having the best Instagram captions.
Old coins. A 1950s Bush TV. The bust of Emperor Vitellius. All things you’d hate to see fade into oblivion. Enter: this, which is like Wikipedia for objects. It catalogs photos and other relevant materials that might one day be needed about objects. And what a day it will be.
What if we were to tell you that concept drawings and signed script covers from The Simpsons, a jacket from Cheers and other random memorabilia from Sam Simon (Simpsons cocreator) were going up for auction Thursday? You know damn well what if.
In case you missed it: Kempt put together a guide to dressing like a ’90s-era Jerry Seinfeld—dad jeans, oversized blazer and all. Only this time, it’s going to work.
Clueless, Jay Z rapping about his Motorola, this new phenomenon of texting for booze. It’s all covered in this brief pop culture history of texting. This is our heritage, folks.
