By the dawn’s early weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A 24-day supply of tablets that’ll help you cure hangovers. Biggest breakthrough in science since, we don’t know, name a big one... 2) An underwater drone with an HD camera. Like you don’t need one of those. 3) Vintage Rolexes for people who like gold, diamond and stunning things.
UD: What’s this?
CULTIVIST: We’re the first global arts club. Hello.
UD: What’s that?
CULTIVIST: We’ll interview you to ensure you’re serious about this art thing. Then nod
approvingly and put a stamp somewhere. Then you’ll skip lines, attend various parties and do VIP things at
Tate Modern and Art Basel and Frieze and wherever else.
UD: Nice.
Behold:
1) A leather phone case/wallet with a green Italian-leather pocket for rolling papers.
2) A leather key chain malleable enough to create a small bowl.
3) A horn-shaped key chain that looks like it could hold small bits of green plants and transfer them
around.
4) A pocket-size dish to hold those bits.
Moving on...
Okay, good news or bad news first? Sorry, we can’t hear you.
The good news: Red, Wood & Blue is a new online shop with a USA-made wooden cricket dart set
with walnut-and-turkey-feather darts and a nice walnut board for indoor hoops.
The bad news: Nah, let’s not undo the warm feelings about walnut-and-turkey-feather darts.
On Kempt: Everyone loves a good henley. You do love a good henley, right? And over here, Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver has some things to tell you, without saying a word.
Filson: They’ve got summer stuff that’s all 35% off. Do
with that information what you will.
Ernest
Alexander: An exceptional name. Also, a store that is giving you 30% off bags
and button-downs.
Sunspel: They’re doing up to 50% off polos, shorts, swim
trunks and things. And free shipping. And no duty charge. Oh, you’re still here. Hi.
