The weekend is thinking about getting into the drone game.
Your Perks: 1) A tiny yet powerful portable speaker that’s perfect for a rooftop, a pool or a rooftop pool. 2) 60% off Britain’s best waxed-canvas bags. 3) A stylish smartwatch that syncs with your phone so you never miss another call or text again. Oh, it also tells time.
The sun. It’s warm. It’s friendly. And overall, it has good intentions. But it can come on a little strong sometimes. Like this pun. Anyway, you’ll need Orlebar Brown’s new line of sunglasses. They’re all handmade and battle-tested on the Amalfi Coast. So... feel free to conduct a follow-up test.
Consider the koozie. It’s... well, it’s a koozie. Nothing to see here. Unless it comes in the form of a rather elegant tumbler modeled after the Machine Age like this one. It’s got hand-sewn detailing and leather and everything. Let your “Ashley and Rob, July 12, 2010” koozie down easy.
There’s an embarrassment of rock-and-roll riches going on the online auction block this Saturday. A Rickenbacker guitar played by John Lennon and George Harrison. Michael Jackson’s crystal glove. A jumpsuit worn on stage by late-era Elvis. Maybe don’t play or dry-clean any of those.
Dracula’s castle in Transylvania is up for sale. If you’re thinking weird summer house, good thinking.
And now, your figures:
Year of construction: 1212 AD
Number of rooms: 60
Number of
bathrooms: not as many
Annual income generated from tourists: $3.75
million
Odds you’ll eat Count Chocula in the breakfast nook: strong to
very strong
Perhaps you’ve noticed that the word “literally” is literally used way too much on the Internet. You’ve literally had it up to here. Well, this browser plug-in will automatically change the word “literally” to “figuratively” every time it appears on your screen. Which is litera... okay, we’re pissing ourselves off now.
