Keep your friends close, but the weekend closer.
We’re whisking you to a private manor in Central Mexico for three superbly extravagant nights—massages, rooftop tequila service, that sort of thing—for 20% off. Plus, take 38% off a silent alarm clock and 30% off a set of indestructible steel shot glasses. You’ll know when you need them...
Marshmallows. Some are big. Some are small. Some are made by little Swiss women in corsets. And now, some of them taste like Guinness, honey, peppermint and pumpkin pie. Specifically, these massive handmade numbers from a new online fluff factory called Wondermade. They’re not actually numbers, though. They’re marshmallows.
Let’s say you want to create a personalized birthday card. Or make a print of your face for no reason. Send these guys your original artwork/pictures (or pick one of theirs), and they’ll create a custom laser-etched woodblock so you can make your own prints. Assuming you’re into... making your own prints.
This just in: it’s kind of hot. And you probably don’t need a new weather app to tell you that. Unless it’s an unnecessarily good-looking weather app that was built on Dieter Rams’s 10 principles of good design. Then you probably need it. Or at least want it. Either way.
Beer is delicious. You like beer. Especially the cold kind. And considering it’s summer, you may need some assistance keeping it that way. Preferably in the form of a waxed-canvas Chinook cooler bag with heat-sealed watertight seams and a convenient 12-beer capacity. To correspond with yours, presumably.
Look at you, all tan and stuff. All happy because it’s nice out. Good for you. Anyway, Band of Outsiders is having a sale. Which means you get to stay happy. Because now you’ll be paying 40% less for things like brown boat boots and tribal ties. Happy being happy.
