Sales and leftover-turkey sandwiches.

Since the days of ruff collars and muskets, this weekend has revolved around these two very important things.

We trust you’ve got a handle on the sandwiches. As far as the sales go, here’s a handy guide to Black Friday and Cyber Monday Sales. It’s where we’ve highlighted the finest options from the finest sales happening across the Internet today (and in the coming few days).

So, sit back. Click around. Get new things. Feel like bandit.