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12/29/09
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2009
As part of our ongoing quest to bring you only the best new gear, we inevitably come across a few…less good options. Herewith, a celebration of those things whose awesomeness could not quite justify the full feature treatment.
Sheep! Magazine
Some might argue it wasn't a banner year for the publishing industry. Clearly, those naysayers were
unfamiliar with the unbridled vitality of this fine publication, devoted to the latest and greatest in
conformity. We're kidding: it's about sheep.
- 411:
- Sheep! Magazine
GPS Lingerie
Allow us to set the scene. It's morning. You're alone. The inside of your head sounds like you swallowed an
Austrian disco. And on your floor is a single mysterious piece of lingerie—you're pretty sure it's not
yours. Fear not—the little GPS chip that's attached inside will send a homing signal to the rightful
owner, and maybe, just maybe, she'll reconnect with you. Sort of like a glass slipper and Cinderella.
- 411:
- GPS Lingerie
Chompr
In a way, few things are as satisfying as finishing your burger and admiring the unholy
ketchup/mustard/grease residue that's lightly sprinkled upon your fingertips. Or you can get this burger
holder—which allows you to delicately cradle your quarter-pounder and maintain your fingers'
spotlessness—and deny your very humanity.
- 411:
- Chompr
The Digital Photo Album Watch
A watch where the time is obscured by pictures. A photo album so small you can't make out what you're
seeing. As we often say: just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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