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12/28/11
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2011
We get tips all the time on the best new this or the shiniest new that. But some of these are, what’s the word... awful. These are the superstars of that bunch: the annual UD Rejection List.
Wearable Boom Box
In a world where iPods and dignity don’t exist, this thing may have had a chance. Unfortunately, we
don’t live in that world. On the bright side, this combination of what looks like a bulletproof vest and a
subwoofer only requires 10 hard-to-find batteries. So hey, go for it.
- 411:
- Wearable Boom Box
Miley Cyrus Love Doll
Amazon is great. You can get a nice Michael Bublé Christmas album for Mom. A blender. A book about Michael
Bublé’s favorite blenders... and, oh yeah, this sex doll that looks like Miley Cyrus. We’re pretty sure
it’s not Disney-licensed.
Pre-Chewed Pencils
We know: there just aren’t enough hours in the day for you to do the vital work of chewing your own
pencils. The solution (yes, there’s a solution to this problem): these pencils, which have already been
chewed for you. As for who chewed them, don’t ask.
- 411:
- Pre-Chewed Pencils
Bite Counter
Counting how many bites of food you take in a day: there’s apparently not an app for that.
Instead, there’s this watch-like thing, which measures how many times you reach your hand to your mouth.
So... one less thing to worry about.
- 411:
- Bite Counter
Harry Potter Baby Dolls
Why, yes, someone has gotten around to creating disturbingly lifelike replicas of what Harry
Potter characters would look like as infants. But no, you can’t buy them anymore, because they’ve
all been sold. A damn shame, that.
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