Let’s keep this simple. We got word of a few Cyber Monday situations, and thought it best to share.
We’ll even spare you the trouble of figuring out who gets which gift...
At your holiday party, there’ll be a table. And it could very easily become a ping-pong table. How it’ll
happen: give a coworker this emergency box of paddles, balls, a net, clamps and the entirely necessary set
of terrycloth wristbands. That new HR girl needs to witness your topspin.
411:
Available at Flight 001, enter “HELLOMONDAY” at
checkout for 30% off on Nov 28-29
Only 39 feet. That’s how much distance you’re able to put between you and the object of your desire
while you manipulate her intimate experience like it’s a video game. (Well, not quite like a video game.)
There’s motion-sensing, wrist-flick technology here, too. The seductive kind.
411:
Available at Lelo, enter “Bq9C2Z” at checkout for 20%
off through Jan 31
You know Gant. They made that plaid flannel shirt you’ve been eyeing. Well, this (mostly) isn’t about
you—they also made these alpaca string mittens, with a warm-fuzzy factor well into the 99th percentile.
The string: either to prevent losing them, or for renegade ziplining. Her choice.
There was a time in baseball where you could get a runner out by pegging them with the ball. This is that
ball, in the form of a lemon-peel-style, handmade, boot-leather beauty based on a model from the 1930s. Go
ahead, autograph it for Gramps.
411:
Available at Hickoree’s Hard Goods, enter
“CYBERMONDAY” at checkout for 15% off on Nov 28
You’re always on the lookout for the perfect sweater. You know, for other people. That’s why you’ll
gift this Scottish lambswool shawl collar from Ovadia & Sons to some lucky, soon-to-be-toasty fellow.
But it’d be a real shame if it didn’t fit.
411:
Available at Ovadia & Sons, up to 30%
off entire site, enter “TURKEY” for another 10% off through Nov 28
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