In a few hours, you’ll find yourself in a world of flowing martinis, rum waterfalls
and champagne skyscrapers known as “the weekend.”
And a few hours after that, you may find yourself in a world of hurt known as “the hangover.”
You know about LyteShow
, an ultra-concentrated electrolyte concoction that’s proven to rehydrate
your body in record time (translation: military-grade Gatorade), available now.
Yes, this is serious stuff. The kind of stuff you shouldn’t take without reading some instructions. Like
Sodium chloride: helps you retain water after retaining Negronis. Magnesium:
it’s a detoxifying agent. Sorta like Sunday brunch. In mineral form. Potassium: as seen in bananas.
Seawater: as seen in the ocean.
First, go out and have yourself a night. Then, the next morning, pour a glass
of water, add a few drops of this stuff and drink. Thirty minutes later: start feeling whole again. And
start dealing with any consequences of last night that can’t be solved with science.
During a cocktail party or the morning after—obviously. But it’s been
tested on wildfire firefighters, so it’s also a suitable recovery drink if you’re doing something
Surely that happens every now and then.