Protein.

It’s the stuff in your T-bone. The thing that legendary meals of legend are built around. The food of kings.

And now, at long last, it arrives in the convenient yet supple form of tiny balls of chocolate.

Introducing Benedetto Protein Chocolates, a new line of candies that happen to be the most concentrated source of protein in the world, online now.

That’s right: these things contain more protein per gram than any other bar, drink, meat or gel. (Which reminds us: you should probably stay away from gels.) And like any other high-density protein product, it hails from that brawny, strength-obsessed land you know as... Europe.

They’re apparently made with techniques that date back to the 12th century in Italy, presumably invented between rounds of pasta tasting and suit making. Which explains why Italians of that era were so brawny and hopped up on sugar.

As for what you’re naturally wondering right now—what do these things taste like—we’re happy to say they taste like... chocolate. You’ll have the service of mint, caramel crunch and lemon flavors.

Buttered T-bone flavor is still in the lab.