In 1911, Ezra Pound published Canzoni. In 2011, Rebecca Black gave us “Friday,” an auto-tuned
YouTube classic from the daughter of a multimillionaire. It’s an irrepressible celebration of the final
day of the workweek. Also: a possible sign of the apocalypse.
It’s the eternal question: what happens when we shed our mortal coils. Well, if you’re this guy, you get
propped up in a car by your two best friends, who then use your ATM card to finance an evening of booze,
strippers and Mexican feasts. Sadly, Andrew McCarthy wasn’t involved.
If there’s anything you’ve learned (sometimes the hard way), anyone’s racy phone photos can
turn up on the Internet. To the delight of almost everyone, that included Scarlett Johansson’s.
Fortunately, the FBI tracked down the awful, deplorable, vile hacker responsible.
First, there was planking. Owling: thanks for playing. And then, someone—probably the Lord—said, “Let
there be Tebowing.” After that, people were taking knees and taking photos everywhere in celebration of
the soon-to-be Super Bowl MVP and likely future president of the United States. Just embrace it.
In what was surely one of the top three Serbian biology stories of 2011, a Raising Arizona–era
Nicolas Cage made his debut (we assume) on the cover of an eighth-grade textbook for Serbian biology
students. At least it wasn’t Ghost Rider–era Cage.
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