Ah, opening day.

Historically, it’s the day when baseball starts happening again.

But today, it’s when we present something called A Visual Retrospective of the First Pitch, which is a slideshow that you can see right here.

JFK.

Marilyn Monroe.

Chrissy Teigen.

Snoopy.

They all took balls and threw them in hilarious, sexy and/or terrible ways, and you’re about to feast your eyes upon the best of the best.

Also, 50 Cent.