Published August 01, 2014
’Ball So Hard
How to Execute the Perfect Cannonball
Damn. What a summer so far.
You’ve perfected your cannonball technique
down to the last detail.
Please tell us you’ve perfected your...
Oh dear. This is worse than we thought.
Maybe you should take a look at this little step-by-step guide we’re calling Cannonball!
isn’t a weird thing to name something that’s all about how to pull off summer’s most important
Go ahead. Take a look. It’s right here
You see, August is hot. And when it’s hot, you tuck your knees to your chest and wreak havoc on
chlorinated bodies of water that are otherwise places of respite and leisure, thus filling the giant
cannonball-shaped hole in your life. That’s how it works.
All right, enough of this. On to your cannonball magnum opus
, the culmination of hours of extensive research, collecting
scientific data and... fine, there’s no science.