You and Christina Hendricks have a lot in common.

Okay, just one thing: you’ve got... photos of a sensitive nature out there.

You don’t know how they got there, but they did.

Anyway, that reminds us: you should probably look into something a little more private.

Say hello to Pair, a discreet new social networking app for couples, available now.

Okay, so the official company line here is that this is simply a sweet little app for two—you and the one you’re with. You can share photos and videos. You can make adorable little sketches and share those. You can chat and share your location. You can even have your phones vibrate when you’re touching your screens at the same time (there may be some creative potential there).

But not you. See, you’re going to turn this thing into a private, phone-based world of less-than-clothed pictures, suggestive sketches (to show your artistic side) and maybe a choice limerick or two. All you’ve got to do is give the app your name and email and a password. Then record a quick video invitation to someone who might be interested in such things. Thanks to the miracle of passwords, that person will be the only one who can see everything you share.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.