Naturally, your charm has netted you some tangible benefits.
The sweet nothings. A brief gig as VP of an advertising firm. A 40-foot hovercraft-yacht, christened Triumph. In fact, just about the only thing you haven’t gotten is cold, hard cash.
Yet.
Introducing WhatsYourPrice, a website that lets you capitalize on your most valuable and dependable resource—your rakish charisma—now online.
Imagine a cross between a dating site and an auction floor. Now throw in 8,000 traders (people seeking cash for dates) and 4,000 individuals who aren’t ashamed to throw down a few bills as a sign of their interest. And, because you’re on a roll, why not headquarter the whole thing out of Vegas—just to keep it respectable.
Purely in the interest of profit, of course, you’ll create a profile and wait for an interested party to take a liking to you. (There’s also a “discreet affairs” option. We have no idea what that could possibly entail.) Then you’ll negotiate your way to a suitable price, and finally make the date. For etiquette, they recommend the generous party give you half at the start of the date and half at the end.
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