<em>So You Think You Can Weekend</em>
You should run, not walk, to Agent Provocateur, because they have an immense sale on every woman’s favorite lingerie. You know, stuff like bras, corsets and lacy dresses. And seeing as you probably know a woman, you should be getting her something and not wasting time reading this sentence.
A sample itinerary for Brasserie Central’s Bastille Day celebration:
12:30pm: Guess the weight of a panier garni. That means “gift basket” in French. Yes,
there’s wine.
1:15pm: Listen to Parisian tavern music. Partake in oysters and éclairs. Note the $4
champagne.
2:00pm: Glance at the mime.
2:01pm: Drink the $4 champagne.
Repeat as necessary.
The Ritz-Carlton Key Biscayne is celebrating 15 years. So if you happen to find yourself at Rumbar on Friday, expect to be surrounded by comely salsa dancers enticing you with gratis rum drinks and inviting you to join them on the dance floor. The things you do for rum.
The beach has a new donut shop. It’s the Salty Donut. Yes, your favorite purveyors of circular dough are bringing their talents to the other side of the causeway in the form of a pop-up. Talents that include maple bacon and glazed buttercream. Because they make donuts.
Los Fuegos is a great restaurant. Francis Mallmann is a great grill master. And on Saturday, he’ll be at Los Fuegos to teach you and 19 other people everything he knows, followed by a wine-paired lunch. When in summer...
Screening an outdoor movie from a pool during the summer. That’s some sound thinking. And it’s happening this Sunday at the Standard, where they’ll be playing the ’80s seminal mermaid classic, Splash, starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah and a ridiculous plotline.
