So you’ve made some resolutions for 2014. Maybe you decided to eat more greens. Stick to a budget. Or just step in and do Joe Philbin’s job for him. And that’s fine. Real noble stuff. It’s just that the following five items are... the opposite of that. And a hell of a good time.
This year, you’ve resolved to eat better. And you will. Sort of. With the help of this burger. Just look at it. That’s a Kobe beef patty in there. Some seared foie gras. A couple of quail eggs thrown in for good measure. Oh, and some shaved black truffles. For even better measure.
If you’ve got $50K burning a hole in your pocket, here’s a responsible way to spend it: cars. Specifically, a membership at Lou La Vie that gets you 24/7 access to their entire fleet—that’s $3 million worth of wheels like the 459 Spyder. So, it’s totally a bargain.
Sure, you can be fiscally conservative and opt to stay home versus taking a vacation. But... nah. This suite at the SLS was designed by Lenny Kravitz. Apparently, he likes wet bars. And soaking tubs. And wraparound balconies overlooking the ocean. Yup, looks like you’re going to go his way.
Eggs. Turns out, they’re pretty good for you. Maybe start incorporating more of them into your diet. Starting with... caviar. And Makoto gets it. So they’re helping you out with a tasting course of white, black and gold osetra served on rice cakes with toro tartare. Toro’s the new bacon.
Replacing your mid-level seats at the Heat game: a season ticket to the Flagship Lounge. That gets you underground parking, a view from the first 10 rows and dishes prepared by chefs from Zuma and MC Kitchen. But... there’s a waiting list. Might want to get on Arison’s good side.
