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The City’s Sexiest Hotel Baths

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Rubber duckies. They probably stopped making bath time fun when you were five. Probably. Anyway, now you require things like DIY water massagers, tubs in your bedroom... oh, and a scrubbing partner couldn’t hurt. Well, ask and ye shall receive. Behold, the city’s sexiest hotel baths. Lather, rinse, repeat.

MANDARIN SUITE

Mandarin Oriental

The stats: A bathroom, sure. But there’s an adjacent room with an infinity-edge tub and round-the-clock spa treatments.
The scene: You start by using the tub. Then, you watch a special someone using the tub... from the bedroom. Because you found the switch that lifts the privacy screen between the two. Congratulations.

FABULOUS STUDIO

W South Beach

The stats: One ample plunge tub and a massive shower stall with a DIY water massager and two jets strategically placed to hit your back and neck.
The scene: After your water-fueled massage, you’ll take your talents to the outdoor rain shower. Did we mention there’s an outdoor rain shower? There’s an outdoor rain shower.

PREMIER DELUXE

One Bal Harbour

The stats: A freestanding soaking tub. Floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the ocean. A glass-enclosed shower with a great view. The ocean’s nice, too.
The scene: Technically, the tub fits one. Feel free to completely disprove that. Might want to call upon the assistance of some martinis.

BATH TERRACE LARGE

The Standard, Spa Miami Beach

The stats: Your room here’s got a private outdoor terrace equipped with a soaking tub and views of the exterior gardens.
The scene: We’re thinking two bottles of bubbles—one for your glass and one for your bath. Oh, and sunscreen. Safety first.

ONE BEDROOM SUITE

The Setai

The stats: Yes, that’s a black granite tub in your bedroom, flanked by a couple of plush couches. Go to her.
The scene: Some sexy mood music. Hamachi from room service. Small bottles of liquid bath soap. You know, just your basic date-night arsenal.

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